In article <aljsbq$884$1 at panix3.panix.com> holzman at panix.com (Dan Holzman) writes:
<In article <gBdf9.69864$Ic7.5237352 at news2.west.cox.net>,
<John Knight <jwknight at polbox.com> wrote:
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<Q: How many Fathers Manifesto losers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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<A: One to explain that a Jew made the bulb go out. One to theorize
<that a Black put in a faulty light bulb. One to insist that in the good
<old days, light bulbs lasted ten thousand yearsapiece. One to explain
<that candles are really lightbulbs, and lightbulbs fuses. The bulb
<doesn't actually get changed, though, they just stay in the dark.
Heh heh heh... Very good!
And when you try, gently, to point out the light bulb still needs
changing, they suddenly start screaming about how 12th grade
girls couldn't recognize a light bulb if they were standing in the G.E.
Exposition.
And how that socialist JEW Edison stold the idea of the light bulb from
the Aryan Tesla in the first place.
And how all the fluorescent tubes are going to be shipped to Madagascar
sometime next week, because 107% of normal Americans know that Moses
said fluorescents are an abomination.
And how the light bulb was actually invented back in April, because since it
takes about 30 seconds to change one, six months would be enough time
to account for all the light bulbs in existance.
And how drunks drop fewer light bulbs.
- cary
