> as I think you are smart <
Oh, you just haven't seen me yet at the right times.
For example I wondered where the lighter is, searched my left pocket, and then
went back inside to search the place where it usually is.
And did not find it.
Eventually I noticed that it was in my right hand, where probably it had been
for a while there.
These are the times where I might find myself so mind-bogglingly stupid,
that I might start to laugh at the mere memory of just how much stupidity seems
to be possible there.
;-)