Eternal Life: Little pig, little pig, let me in.

[John Baker]

In article <eOK77E77$GA.432 at cpmsnbbsa08>, elgersmad at email.msn.com says...
> If you were Jennifer Aniston, I'd sleep with ya'.
> 
> The Flavored Coffee Guy.

If I were Jennifer Aniston, >>I'D<< sleep with me.

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