In article <01bcc8c3$3ebd42e0$e3e92399 at itjfvkli>, alex at sabacon.net says...
>>NEW INVENTION ALLOWS HUMANS TO STAY PHYSICALLY YOUNG
FOREVER
>>Updated September 5, 1997
>>http://www.alexchiu.com>>Updated September 8, 1997
It being the beginning of the work day and my distraction quotient being
particularly high, I bit and went to check out Alex's homepage. I found that apart
from his invention allowing people to stay young forever, he has also reinvented
spontaneous generation (you boil ginsang and a bunch of herbs for three days
and whamo presto -cells). He also tells you how to build UFOs, teleportation
devices and explains gravity (stupid Einstein had it all wrong). To be honest,
Alex, I thought your "calculator on a mouse" idea was interesting, if not practical.
I'm not going to comment on the likelihood that Alex's eternal life device will work
(as much fun as that might be) but I will ask how he knows that the device will
allow one to stay young FOREVER, as opposed to, say, staying young for ONLY
10 million years. Alex, are you responsible for Dick Clarke looking exactly the
same as he did way back in the 50's? That's all the proof I need - my
cheque is in the mail!
Have a good day netters,
John
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S. John Mihic, Ph.D.
Dept. Physiology & Pharmacology
Bowman Gray School of Medicine of Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, NC 27157
http://www.bgsm.edu/bgsm/physpharm/faculty/jmihic/mihic.htm
