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Richard Kerr kerrr at CRYPTIC.RCH.UNIMELB.EDU.AU
Thu May 23 21:53:32 EST 1996


>>     I wonder if anyone out there can help me?
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>>Two weeks ago I ate a whole bottle of vitamin C, an entire carton
>>of NutraSweet and a bottle of neuroleptics.  Now both me and my
>>children are blind, my wife developed gulf war syndrome, and I can no
>>longer derive any pleasure from orgasms.  The upshot is that I can
>>predict the weather weeks in advance, read people's minds, and am
>>confident that I will never develop cancer.  My question is, How will
>>this affect global warming, and should I continue to eat fruits and
>>vegetables?  BTW, I have Jerry Garcia's brain for sale if anyone is
>>interested.  Serious offers only, please.
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>I'm not that interested in Jerry's brain as I think that I have more fun
>altering my own mind and writing odd little tunes. However, as you have all
>these wonderful powers,you are obviously GOD and I think that you should
>establish your own religious sect.  I would really appreciate it if I could
>be your first convert 
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>wierd for weird. cheers 
>Richard
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>>One thing I've noticed about this newsgroup: The wierder the thread,
>>the longer it runs.  Scary.
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>>                                        Regards         SVEN
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