<laughing> I love these jokes. More, more! We could all use a good
laugh.
Leslie
On May 23, 1996 01:01:19 in article <Joke for scientists>,
'jwoodson at ucla.edu (James Woodson)' wrote:
>An extraterrestrial being from a distant planet is forced to land on
earth
>due to problems with his Wazooly. Being experienced in such devices you
are
>able to help him fix it so he can be on his way. Before taking off this
>superior being from outer space gives you a strange device as a reward for
>your help. He explains that this device can cure all the health problems
in
>the world, prevent famines, stop wars, and provide happiness for all of
>mankind. The question is what do you do with it?
>>A) You give it to the president of the US for use in this country
>>B) You give it to the Secretary of the United Nation for world use
>>C) You take it apart to see how it works
>>James Woodson (jwoodson at ucla.edu)
>Dept. of Psychology - Behavioral Neuroscience
>University of California at Los Angeles
>405 Hilgard Ave.
>Los Angeles, CA 90095
>>*Research in Learned Helplessness, Adenosine,
>Sex Differences in the Brain (SDN-POA), and Sexual Motivation
>>--
Leslie E. Packer, PhD