I wonder if anyone out there can help me?
Two weeks ago I ate a whole bottle of vitamin C, an entire carton
of NutraSweet and a bottle of neuroleptics. Now both me and my
children are blind, my wife developed gulf war syndrome, and I can no
longer derive any pleasure from orgasms. The upshot is that I can
predict the weather weeks in advance, read people's minds, and am
confident that I will never develop cancer. My question is, How will
this affect global warming, and should I continue to eat fruits and
vegetables? BTW, I have Jerry Garcia's brain for sale if anyone is
interested. Serious offers only, please.
One thing I've noticed about this newsgroup: The wierder the thread,
the longer it runs. Scary.
Regards SVEN