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vilimf01 at mcrcr6.med.nyu.edu vilimf01 at mcrcr6.med.nyu.edu
Wed May 22 18:07:34 EST 1996


     I wonder if anyone out there can help me?

Two weeks ago I ate a whole bottle of vitamin C, an entire carton
of NutraSweet and a bottle of neuroleptics.  Now both me and my
children are blind, my wife developed gulf war syndrome, and I can no
longer derive any pleasure from orgasms.  The upshot is that I can
predict the weather weeks in advance, read people's minds, and am
confident that I will never develop cancer.  My question is, How will
this affect global warming, and should I continue to eat fruits and
vegetables?  BTW, I have Jerry Garcia's brain for sale if anyone is
interested.  Serious offers only, please.


One thing I've noticed about this newsgroup: The wierder the thread,
the longer it runs.  Scary.

					Regards		SVEN



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