This is very creative. I'm impressed.
>>ATPase
> Converts 0.8 pounds into pennies (80p-ase)
>>>Hydrolase
> Makes a water powered laser
>>>Transaminase
> Generates crossings on roads which traverse America
>>>Deaminase
> A secret Russian weapon designed to undermine the American way of life
>>>Kinase
> Splits up extended families (from Kin meaning relative + ase meaning
> split up)
>>>Starch Synthetase
> Found in instant mash powder
>>>Sucrase
> Increaces the elivation of Suc
>>>Dehydrogenase
> Destroys hydrogen
>>>Peroxidase
> Makes your hair blond
>>>Lyase
> This one never tells the truth
>>>Isomerase
> There ain't no sutch animal (your teacher is having you on!)
>>>Carboxylase
> Reverses the De-Carboxylase reaction
>>>De-Carboxylase
> Reverses the Carboxylase reaction
>>>Hope this helps
>>--
>>Michael
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>NPC rights activist | Nameless Abominations are people too.
