In article <kram-1206962239170001 at news.iamerica.net>,
kram at iamerica.net (Marcoopio) writes:
*Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [x] Lamer [x] Pirate
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[x] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [x] Freak [x] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [x] Pre-teen
[ ] Hooker [ ] Pimp [x] Moron
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[x] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[x] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You crossposted your blatantly obvious troll to SIXTY newsgroups
[x] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed IT WORKS
[ ] You posted asking for/selling phone sex lines
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[x] Give up your Internet access
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Go see the therapist you fired three months ago
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[x] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
[ ] You obviously have a very small penis (if any)
[x] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
[ ] All of the above
end flame
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