If you decorate an orange tree, Santa does get confused. He leaves
only tropical-type presents such as surfboard wax, Hawaiian shirts,
tanning oil, and little paper umbrellas for exotic drinks. If your
tree is a *Florida* orange, he will leave you a stack of under-voted
ballots and fill your stockings with chad.
THOMAS R CRAIG wrote:
>> My daughter who is 6 is worries that we may confuse Santa because we
> decorated the 6 foot in the house Orange tree. I am sure he may leave some
> presents under it as well as our Christmas Scotch Pine.