arcade <jallen at voicenet.com> wrote in article
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>> One day Bill Gates died. He was in Purgatory and got his choice to go to
> Heaven or Hell. He went to visit Heaven. He saw the large golden gates,
> angels singing, birld happily flying around. Bill said, "Hey, cool." He
> went to visit hell. He saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright
> sunshine. He made his choice. "I want to go to hell." So off he went.
> Two weeks later, he went to the devil and said, "Hey, what happened? I
> saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright sunshine ... where'd it all
> go? All i see is a burning inferno!" The devil turned to him and said,
> "Oh! It was just a demo..."
>>Yeah, but he was really pissed when he saw the head dude was wired into a