The Man wrote:
> What the hell was with this:
>> Why didn't you send this to any comedy newsgroups:
>> ????????????????
I was bored, so I thought I'd ask a few stupid questions of this stupid
post :)
1) If we blew up the moon, wouldn't we have a problem with large piece
falling on us?
2) Assuming we're going to blow the moon up soon, nukes are the only way
to go. Aren't you worried about fallout?
3) Wouldn't we get our own rings from the leftovers? Earth with
rings...cool...
> On 18 Dec 1997, Alexander Abian wrote:
>> >
> > Yes, yes, yes, we must get rid of that moronish idiotic and
> > imbecile chunk of perverse piece of refuse THE MOON - once and for
> all!
> >
> > THE MOON must go, must be eliminated!! Enough of billions of
> > years of the evil presence of that piece of refuse with its
> > morbid presence hanging above our heads - enough of that terrorizing
>> > spy in the ski! that Evil watchful eye that disgusting boring
> > depressing piece of abomination.
> >
> > We must radically change the surrounding cosmic scenario of our
> > planet Earth, Enough of the same billion and billion of years of
> > continuous misery of rotten decadent pestiferous and idiotical
> > celestial setup surrounding our planet Earth.
> >
> > RADICAL CHANGE IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. THE MOST PRACTICAL
> > THE MOST EFFECTIVE THE MOST URGENT RADICAL CHANGE IS
> >
> > TO BLOW UP THE MOON TO SMITHEREENS AND GET RID OF
> > ITS EVIL PRESENCE ONCE AND FOR ALL!
> >
> > Moon with its dull, stupid depressing condescending and disgusting
> > boring presence had and has the most damaging influence on human
> > life, behavior and actions. With its tides creating in the flow of
> > blood especially in the brain of mankind, it has created a
> monstrous
> > beast of human species. we must
> >
> > BLOW UP THE MOON.
> >
> > Do not worry, there is life and existence without MOON a much
> better
> > a much healthier and interesting life. In fact the BLOWING UP OF
> > THE MOON will jolt our planet earth and will get rid of the layers
> > and layers of accumulated (during billion and billion of years) of
> > filth, feculence, dregs and putridity on our planet Earth.
> >
> > Politician, especially the UN representatives and the self appointed
>> > guardians of setting political systems "for better life" on
> > the planet Earth, are only good for organizing banquets, cocktail
> > parties and lavish hotel arrangements for the conduct of their
> useless
> > efforts, meetings, conferences, and committees, committees,
> committees to
> > "change dictatorships to democracies" First of all UN
> > is the most undemocratical establishment which has the temerity,
> > nerve and obnoxiousness of "Claiming to establish democracy in the
> > world" The UN has a self appointed (and NOT ELECTED) FOR PERPETUITY
> A
> > SECURITY COUNCIL WITH A VETO POWER! Do you understand that ?
> > Self-appointed for perpetuity with VETO power !! and that UN
> professes
> > to establish "Democracy"- it is like Hitler appointing himself to be
> the
> > president of the ISRAEL!!! UN's claiming of being the guardian of
> > democracy is an insult to the intelligence of any reasoning human
> > being. It is a disgustingly phony, ludicrous and obnoxious claim!!!
> > A total unabashed insidious lie!! VETO POWER BELONGS TO A SELF
> > APPOINTED SUPERPOWERS FOR PERPETUITY!! What a masquerade of
> > democracy is that UN what a disgusting mockery of humanity!
> > UN cannot change life on Earth, No philosopher, no politician can
> > change the life an Earth. To jolt the Earth into a truly
> > radical change , the surrounding celestial scenario of the planet
> > Earth must be radically changed and for that WE MUST
> >
> > BLOW UP THE MOON
> >
> > How to do it - very easily. There is an overabundance of nuclear
> fuel
> > on the planet Earth (especially at the disposal of all those
> superpowers
> > which ban the others of not creating new nuclear arsenal but which
> > they themselves constantly augment their own nuclear arsenal. Would
>> > they let me inspect the nuclear production centers in France,
> Germany,
> > U.S. Russia, England, China?? Would they let me inspect?!!)
> >
> > So, I propose to locate all the nuclear explosive material on the
> MOON
> > and BLOW UP THE MOON !!!! Just to change the 5 billion years of
>> > rotten celestial scenario surrounding the planet Earth - believe me
> > no change can be worse that the present scenario!!!
> >
> > BLOW UP THE MOON !
> >
> > that is the slogan and the way to the most profound radical change!
> > --
> >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > ABIAN MASS-TIME EQUIVALENCE FORMULA m = Mo(1-exp(T/(kT-Mo)))
> Abian units.
> > ALTER EARTH'S ORBIT AND TILT - STOP GLOBAL DISASTERS AND
> EPIDEMICS
> > ALTER THE SOLAR SYSTEM. REORBIT VENUS INTO A NEAR EARTH-LIKE
> ORBIT
> > TO CREATE A BORN AGAIN EARTH (1990)
> >
> >
> >
> >
