An article from Shock Media July Issue
http://www.ipgnet.com/~jun/media/
SEX AND SPORTS DON`T MIX!
or so they say...
The following is a wire-tapped conversation between one
of our Olympic coaches (indicated as ``X``) and one of
the upcoming contestants (henceforth ``Y``). It revealed
some fascinating details of so-called ``Professional``
sports related activities.
X: ... hello is that you?
Y: yes, hi, I`m so glad we can finally talk.
X: how was it? was it exciting?
Y: Oh yeah, it felt so good.
X: Did you get off okay?
Y: It was perfect. I got such a rush from it.
X: I guess you were sweating like hell too?
Y: You bet. I was tingling all over.
X: Are you ready to do it again?
Y: Anytime...
Shock Media secretely obtained this recording and asked
Professor Kastanienkoff, a neuro-psychiatrist, sexologist
and sports counsellor at the U of T to analyse the tape.
Here are the results:
`... it seem clear to me after reviewing the material
that we are dealing with a sexual thought process...
which possiblly runs parallel to the pretense of a... shall
we say a more ``professional`` objective. It may be indicative
of an inclination for such practices as sadistic masochism,
pornography, B & D, a tendency for submission and/or domination,
other fetishes and a propulsion towards... softer X rated
material such as Penthouse, Hustler, in a generally perplexed
state of sexual hypotension. It may well be, on the other hand,
that they are just talking about the last sports event for all
I know. Sorry, I can`t be more precise than that at this stage...!``
Thanks Doc.
An article from Shock Media July Issue
http://www.ipgnet.com/~jun/media/
