>>Due to overwhelming response we have brought to market a new hearing aid
>>for man's best friend!
>>The Completely in the Canine (CIC) aid can help your mut.
>>Available in K9AMP too! ;-)
>Oh! No! (LOL) Please stop! (more LOL!) My sides are killing me! Besides
>you'll soon have competition from Barkey and Unidog after this public
Why leave out other animals? How about the Miracle Deer and the Goaticon?