Alex Chiu <alexyCCchiu at earthlink.net> wrote in article
> ...PEOPLE CAN ...LIVE FOREVER BY USING HIS
> NEW INVENTION 'THE ETERNAL LIFE RINGS' OR 'THE ETERNAL LIFE FOOT BRACES'.
Or the eternal life fridge magnets--don't wear them with the eternal life
rings or you'll stick the refrigerator. You're the Messiah, Alex Chiu, save us!