Here's my one:
a very rich 87-year-old marries a fascinating 18-year-old girl. At their first
night in their honeymoon, he asks: Hmm... did your mother tell you anything..?
She says: "well.. no". He: "Dammit. I've forgotten everything!"
ha ha...
Paolo
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